I think this is a hilarious concept – I think it would be especially hilarious as a piece of stand-up, part of a whole bit about smoking some marijuanas and then getting the munchies, and then getting horny, with a convenience store hijinks in there, and so on and so forth – but I also think this is super obvious. Surely I can’t be the first person to have come up with this joke? I mean, there has to be some comedic convergence, right? It happened with bats and whales, and they are pretty darn funny when you think about it!
Speaking of bats, our new cat Fender (also named Bender) looks like a bat:
Which one is the cat?? Fender is one cute cat, but he’s also – bar none – the least photogenic cat I’ve ever seen, no joke. That is basically his super power, which is very fitting considering the kind of guy he is.
What was I talking about? Who knows – gonna go buy a couple of bags of Doritos.